Reply to: Four Candles..

[BrilloPad]

Indeed - after googling this in the pub on saturday we get a better picture...

generally it's why it's best to use a dildo with some sort of wide flange on the base to stop it going to far - like a butt plug.....

anyway....

Good to hear from someone with experience.

[original PM]

the nerves are in the muscle rings at the bottom not in the intestine. You can't feel above those otherwise those with colostomy bags would be in constant agony or pleasure.

Indeed - after googling this in the pub on saturday we get a better picture...

generally it's why it's best to use a dildo with some sort of wide flange on the base to stop it going to far - like a butt plug.....

anyway....

[DaveB]

I was once given a book for mt birthday of 100 things people had got stuck up their bottom.

You do know it wasn't meant as a challenge, don't you?

[shaunbhoy]

I was once given a book for mt birthday of 100 things people had got stuck up their bottom.

What a thoughtful present!!

[BrilloPad]

One of the first things my sister had to deal with when she started nursing was a bloke with a tin of Harpic up his bum. Good thing the lid didn't come off or he'd have really have had a good clean out.

I was once given a book for mt birthday of 100 things people had got stuck up their bottom.

[shaunbhoy]

the nerves are in the muscle rings at the bottom not in the intestine. You can't feel above those otherwise those with colostomy bags would be in constant agony or pleasure.

Colostomy you say? Not really my bag!

[vetran]

Ok - i'll admit I have been with quite a few women of different shapes n sizes...

I do not think any of them would not have clearly noticed a 7inch dildo stuck up their arse

I mean really - cmon fellas n ladies do some experimenting this weekend and see if any of you can find someone who 'doesn't notice' something like that

must be like a burst couch down there

the nerves are in the muscle rings at the bottom not in the intestine. You can't feel above those otherwise those with colostomy bags would be in constant agony or pleasure.

[xoggoth]

One of the first things my sister had to deal with when she started nursing was a bloke with a tin of Harpic up his bum. Good thing the lid didn't come off or he'd have really have had a good clean out.

[WTFH]

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/10/07/...e-stuck-arses/

[original PM]

Ok - i'll admit I have been with quite a few women of different shapes n sizes...

I do not think any of them would not have clearly noticed a 7inch dildo stuck up their arse

I mean really - cmon fellas n ladies do some experimenting this weekend and see if any of you can find someone who 'doesn't notice' something like that

must be like a burst couch down there

[BrilloPad]

What's the significance of her being a "mother of one", is that implying she's not on lots of benefits, but only some?

When she feels amourous she uses her rear bottom instead of her front bottom. So amazing she got pregnant at all.

[eek]

What's the significance of her being a "mother of one", is that implying she's not on lots of benefits, but only some?

Given the potential side effects of the operation she may never have another one?

[SimonMac]

I guess its happened to a few people, no shame in that, but why on earth would you want to go public with it especially given she is trying to become a teacher

[vetran]

She added: 'We'd both been drinking the night before so we couldn't drive. I had to make the most embarrassing call to the ambulance at 7am.

'The call handler said 'tell me exactly what the problem is' so I had to tell him.'

Within five minutes an ambulance arrived and rushed the pair to Wrexham Maelor Hospital in Wrexham, North Wales.

Good job they called the ambulance I mean it was an emergency right, a Taxi would be totally out of the question.

Nice to see a news story has moved to light relief.

[WTFH]

What's the significance of her being a "mother of one", is that implying she's not on lots of benefits, but only some?