Penis Beaker

[MaryPoppins]

If wifey was really good at her job she would lick it clean

In a less crude way, that's kind of what I meant.

[DirtyDog]

poor, abused beaker

[DirtyDog]

Hahaha, not heard of using a beaker but I did have a friend who carried around what he called a 'sexy essentials kit' just in case he got lucky.
it was a pencil case with lube, popping candy, wet wipes, tissues (because apparently he liked to dry it after the wet wipes) nappy bags, soap, tooth paste, deodorant and condoms.

Popping candy???

[NotAllThere]

Popping candy???

Space dust and the like.

[DirtyDog]

Space dust and the like.

I know what it is, just more confused about why it would be an essential thing for sex.

[NotAllThere]

I know what it is, just more confused about why it would be an essential thing for sex.

Oral, I assume.

[DirtyDog]

Oral, I assume.

It would seem that even the mumsnet collective aren't sure whether it's good for oral or not:

Good grief, if I saw someone advancing on my foof with a mouthful of cracking sweets I'd kick him in the face.

[DirtyDog]

Huffington Post have produced this handy guide.

[DirtyDog]

And they are now available on eBay

[vetran]

I know what it is, just more confused about why it would be an essential thing for sex.

no you need creme de menthe, perk your chap right up.

whatever you do don't use absinthe, it will make old one eye blind.