Penis Beaker

[original PM]

what the actual fooook....

I read that mums net thread..

so lets say you wanna get sexy but ohhh hang on wait not got the beside table post sex kit ready - just still your ardour until it is done....

me I would be like you know fook it I'll do it myself

supposed to be a spontaneous act of love not a pre planned fooking chore


(oh and I have been married for 13 years so I do have a bit of expereince of this!)

[d000hg]

Well that was worth temporarily unblocking RS for

supposed to be a spontaneous act of love not a pre planned fooking chore

It shouldn't be a chore but there's absolutely no reason it can't be planned.

I loved the person who was all indignant

You've just had sex so I assume you are on fairly intimate terms. Even if you have an acid fanjo and his sperm is nine tenths itching powder, surely you can use the bathroom at the same time? You can wash your fanjo in the bath and he can scrub his cock in the sink.

Really? You want to end an intimate tender act of love by seeing your spouse mopping his/her bits?

I don't see why anyone would need more than a tissue while their partner uses the bathroom, you don't want mess all over the sheets after all.

[bless 'em all]

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[d000hg]

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They keep a beaker of water by the bed for him to wash his willy in after sex while she uses the bathroom for her own cleanup.

[original PM]

Well that was worth temporarily unblocking RS for


It shouldn't be a chore but there's absolutely no reason it can't be planned.
I loved the person who was all indignant

Really? You want to end an intimate tender act of love by seeing your spouse mopping his/her bits?

I don't see why anyone would need more than a tissue while their partner uses the bathroom, you don't want mess all over the sheets after all.

Yes there is lets say we plan for this Saturday afternoon but on Saturday morning I decide I want to do somehting else in the afternoon - sex is surely something you do when you both feel up to it not at 3.45 on a Saturday? (or maybe I am wrong!)

And besides what mess shouldn't the missus be rubbing it into her n()rks or gargling with it or something?

[MaryPoppins]

They keep a beaker of water by the bed for him to wash his willy in after sex while she uses the bathroom for her own cleanup.

I'd almost definitely drink the water by accident in the middle of the night. Might as well take out the middle man, surely.

[original PM]

I'd almost definitely drink the water by accident in the middle of the night. Might as well take out the middle man, surely.

OMG!

[Mich the Tester]

They keep a beaker of water by the bed for him to wash his willy in after sex while she uses the bathroom for her own cleanup.

If the laydee of the house stands on her head, you can pour the beaker of water into her 'fanjo', and then she can stand up and squeeze, thereby acting as a suitable shower for the male appendage.

[darmstadt]

She'll end up with a cheesy grin.

And a nice set of pearly whites...

[bless 'em all]

They keep a beaker of water by the bed for him to wash his willy in after sex while she uses the bathroom for her own cleanup.

I know a guy who's wife makes him have a shower before and after. She also changes the bedding afterwards then has a bath. I imagine he is expected to give his old-man a scrub with Dettol.

IMHO there's nowt wrong with a bit of a wet patch.