Reply to: Penis Beaker

[vetran]

Had to bump the tread just for this ......

Nice

[bless 'em all]

Had to bump the tread just for this ......

[MaryPoppins]

Makes the old STI swab seem like a walk in the park

See? Not worth the risk is it!

[DirtyDog]

Don't you think the tiny pieces might get...lodged somewhere uncomfortable? Could ruin the moment.

Makes the old STI swab seem like a walk in the park

[MaryPoppins]

I suppose it depends on how poppy the popping candy is - a mild tingle might be nice (similar to champagne)

Don't you think the tiny pieces might get...lodged somewhere uncomfortable? Could ruin the moment.

[DirtyDog]

And you'd get sticky

[DirtyDog]

I think anyone who carries around a bag like that is always hoping. As well as being a loser.

It does sound a bit painful, and I can't help thinking I'd end up frothing at the mouth.

I suppose it depends on how poppy the popping candy is - a mild tingle might be nice (similar to champagne).

The thought of some kind of explosion in your mouth (not that kind, you filthy lot!) isn't pleasant.

[MaryPoppins]

I suspect that might happen anyway.

You need to look at your diet. [froth?]

[doodab]

I can't help thinking I'd end up frothing at the mouth.

I suspect that might happen anyway.

[amcdonald]

I guess hope springs eternal. Still seems a bit like a BSM practice. Why not just get her to stick needles into your bell-end?

I know a lady who liked sticking steel tubes in guys bell ends just for the sheer fun of it, so not that unusual

[MaryPoppins]

I guess hope springs eternal. Still seems a bit like a BSM practice. Why not just get her to stick needles into your bell-end?

I think anyone who carries around a bag like that is always hoping. As well as being a loser.

It does sound a bit painful, and I can't help thinking I'd end up frothing at the mouth.

[NotAllThere]

It would seem that even the mumsnet collective aren't sure whether it's good for oral or not:

I assumed it was for the laydee to use on him.

I guess hope springs eternal. Still seems a bit like a BSM practice. Why not just get her to stick needles into your bell-end?

[MaryPoppins]

It would seem that even the mumsnet collective aren't sure whether it's good for oral or not:

I assumed it was for the laydee to use on him.

[vetran]

I know what it is, just more confused about why it would be an essential thing for sex.

no you need creme de menthe, perk your chap right up.

whatever you do don't use absinthe, it will make old one eye blind.

[DirtyDog]

And they are now available on eBay