Penis Beaker

[MaryPoppins]

It would seem that even the mumsnet collective aren't sure whether it's good for oral or not:

I assumed it was for the laydee to use on him.

[NotAllThere]

It would seem that even the mumsnet collective aren't sure whether it's good for oral or not:

I assumed it was for the laydee to use on him.

I guess hope springs eternal. Still seems a bit like a BSM practice. Why not just get her to stick needles into your bell-end?

[MaryPoppins]

I guess hope springs eternal. Still seems a bit like a BSM practice. Why not just get her to stick needles into your bell-end?

I think anyone who carries around a bag like that is always hoping. As well as being a loser.

It does sound a bit painful, and I can't help thinking I'd end up frothing at the mouth.

[amcdonald]

I guess hope springs eternal. Still seems a bit like a BSM practice. Why not just get her to stick needles into your bell-end?

I know a lady who liked sticking steel tubes in guys bell ends just for the sheer fun of it, so not that unusual

[doodab]

I can't help thinking I'd end up frothing at the mouth.

I suspect that might happen anyway.

[MaryPoppins]

I suspect that might happen anyway.

You need to look at your diet. [froth?]

[DirtyDog]

I think anyone who carries around a bag like that is always hoping. As well as being a loser.

It does sound a bit painful, and I can't help thinking I'd end up frothing at the mouth.

I suppose it depends on how poppy the popping candy is - a mild tingle might be nice (similar to champagne).

The thought of some kind of explosion in your mouth (not that kind, you filthy lot!) isn't pleasant.

[DirtyDog]

And you'd get sticky

[MaryPoppins]

I suppose it depends on how poppy the popping candy is - a mild tingle might be nice (similar to champagne)

Don't you think the tiny pieces might get...lodged somewhere uncomfortable? Could ruin the moment.

[DirtyDog]

Don't you think the tiny pieces might get...lodged somewhere uncomfortable? Could ruin the moment.

Makes the old STI swab seem like a walk in the park