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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by Ticktock View Postpoor, abused beakerOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.Comment
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Originally posted by Adikia Tue 08-Oct-13 10:57:21Hahaha, not heard of using a beaker but I did have a friend who carried around what he called a 'sexy essentials kit' just in case he got lucky.
it was a pencil case with lube, popping candy, wet wipes, tissues (because apparently he liked to dry it after the wet wipes) nappy bags, soap, tooth paste, deodorant and condoms.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.Comment
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Originally posted by DirtyDog View PostPopping candy???Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostSpace dust and the like.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.Comment
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Originally posted by DirtyDog View PostI know what it is, just more confused about why it would be an essential thing for sex.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostOral, I assume.
Originally posted by cocoleBOO Tue 08-Oct-13 13:03:01Good grief, if I saw someone advancing on my foof with a mouthful of cracking sweets I'd kick him in the face.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.Comment
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Huffington Post have produced this handy guide.Last edited by DirtyDog; 9 October 2013, 20:53.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.Comment
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And they are now available on eBayOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.Comment
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Originally posted by DirtyDog View PostI know what it is, just more confused about why it would be an essential thing for sex.
whatever you do don't use absinthe, it will make old one eye blind.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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