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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by DirtyDog View PostIt would seem that even the mumsnet collective aren't sure whether it's good for oral or not:Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI assumed it was for the laydee to use on him.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI guess hope springs eternal. Still seems a bit like a BSM practice. Why not just get her to stick needles into your bell-end?
It does sound a bit painful, and I can't help thinking I'd end up frothing at the mouth.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI guess hope springs eternal. Still seems a bit like a BSM practice. Why not just get her to stick needles into your bell-end?Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI can't help thinking I'd end up frothing at the mouth.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostI suspect that might happen anyway.
You need to look at your diet. [froth?]Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI think anyone who carries around a bag like that is always hoping. As well as being a loser.
It does sound a bit painful, and I can't help thinking I'd end up frothing at the mouth.
The thought of some kind of explosion in your mouth (not that kind, you filthy lot!) isn't pleasant.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.Comment
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And you'd get stickyOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.Comment
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Originally posted by DirtyDog View PostI suppose it depends on how poppy the popping candy is - a mild tingle might be nice (similar to champagne)Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostDon't you think the tiny pieces might get...lodged somewhere uncomfortable? Could ruin the moment.
Makes the old STI swab seem like a walk in the park
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.Comment
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