Originally posted by bless 'em all
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See? Not worth the risk is it!Originally posted by DirtyDog View Post
Makes the old STI swab seem like a walk in the park

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Don't you think the tiny pieces might get...lodged somewhere uncomfortable? Could ruin the moment.Originally posted by DirtyDog View PostI suppose it depends on how poppy the popping candy is - a mild tingle might be nice (similar to champagne)
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I suppose it depends on how poppy the popping candy is - a mild tingle might be nice (similar to champagne).Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI think anyone who carries around a bag like that is always hoping. As well as being a loser.
It does sound a bit painful, and I can't help thinking I'd end up frothing at the mouth.
The thought of some kind of explosion in your mouth (not that kind, you filthy lot!) isn't pleasant.
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Originally posted by doodab View PostI suspect that might happen anyway.
You need to look at your diet. [froth?]
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I know a lady who liked sticking steel tubes in guys bell ends just for the sheer fun of it, so not that unusualOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostI guess hope springs eternal. Still seems a bit like a BSM practice. Why not just get her to stick needles into your bell-end?
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I think anyone who carries around a bag like that is always hoping. As well as being a loser.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI guess hope springs eternal. Still seems a bit like a BSM practice. Why not just get her to stick needles into your bell-end?
It does sound a bit painful, and I can't help thinking I'd end up frothing at the mouth.
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Originally posted by DirtyDog View PostIt would seem that even the mumsnet collective aren't sure whether it's good for oral or not:I guess hope springs eternal. Still seems a bit like a BSM practice. Why not just get her to stick needles into your bell-end?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI assumed it was for the laydee to use on him.
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Originally posted by DirtyDog View PostIt would seem that even the mumsnet collective aren't sure whether it's good for oral or not:


I assumed it was for the laydee to use on him.
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