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I got my instructions for Saturday
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
You will stop CM and Churchill getting too drunk at the reception.
You'll have a wonderful time BP you old grump, and you know it!
Have a lovely day, I'll raise a glass to you on Saturday!"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Originally posted by Menelaus View PostBut ... happy, right?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by cojak View Post.... and hope that CM has managed to keep cojak away from the fizzy for the toasts.
You'll have a wonderful time BP you old grump, and you know it!
Have a lovely day, I'll raise a glass to you on Saturday!
But I'll raise a glass of water to you and point it in your direction (SE of me(?)) on Saturday.Comment
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Originally posted by Menelaus View PostI'll still be trying to get two clusters separated by Saturday ("neural networks, they're self-training, they'll do it themselves with minimal supervision" ... yeah? Not this ****er it isn't doing ) at this rate.
But I'll raise a glass of water to you and point it in your direction (SE of me(?)) on Saturday.
At least he won't forget his wedding anniversary"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostSo it's Saturday that Skynet becomes self aware then?
At least he won't forget his wedding anniversaryComment
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Originally posted by Menelaus View PostI'll still be trying to get two clusters separated by Saturday, neural networks, self-trainingOriginally posted by DaveB View PostSo it's Saturday that Skynet becomes self aware then?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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