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    #11
    Performing on demand can be rather tiresome I had this a lot from Missus M when trying for #3. But now that the nads have been isolated that's no longer a problem.

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      #12
      Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
      I'd suggest a rewrite and submission to author for review, but seeing how there's a wife being installed, the long term grief involved with that tactic would probably be unwise.
      She assures me that in the ceremony she will agree to honour and obey. Why is it that I don't believe her?

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        #13
        Originally posted by minestrone View Post
        reply with..

        Instructions for rest of life..

        6am prepare breakfast

        7am light dusting

        9am laundry

        12am food shopping

        1pm cleaning

        3pm ironing

        4pm cleaning

        5pm dinner preperation

        6pm -12 pm hostess duty

        See how she likes it

        All the best anyway
        Valid response, certainly better than mine.

        Don't forget to add standard contract terms and conditions and a place for signature, date and witnesses to sign it off.

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          #14
          Can't you use your Right Of Substitution?
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #15
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            She assures me that in the ceremony she will agree to honour and obey. Why is it that I don't believe her?
            All of that for a start!!!!

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              #16
              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              Can't you use your Right Of Substitution?

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                #17
                Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                reply with..

                Instructions for rest of life..

                6am prepare breakfast

                7am light dusting

                9am laundry

                12am food shopping

                1pm cleaning

                3pm ironing

                4pm cleaning

                5pm dinner preperation

                6pm -12 pm hostess duty

                See how she likes it

                All the best anyway


                I just read that to her : she now has tears of laughter......

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  Can't you use your Right Of Substitution?
                  I didn't add that bit into the contract. I really should have posted it on cuk before signing........

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


                    I just read that to her : she now has tears of laughter......
                    Print it off and get her to sign it QUICK, she's in a good mood and post ceremony that's going to be a rare event!!!!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      I didn't add that bit into the contract. I really should have posted it on cuk before signing........
                      Well, what's the term? The notice period?
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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