Performing on demand can be rather tiresome I had this a lot from Missus M when trying for #3. But now that the nads have been isolated that's no longer a problem.
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She assures me that in the ceremony she will agree to honour and obey. Why is it that I don't believe her?Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostI'd suggest a rewrite and submission to author for review, but seeing how there's a wife being installed, the long term grief involved with that tactic would probably be unwise.Comment
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Valid response, certainly better than mine.Originally posted by minestrone View Postreply with..
Instructions for rest of life..
6am prepare breakfast
7am light dusting
9am laundry
12am food shopping
1pm cleaning
3pm ironing
4pm cleaning
5pm dinner preperation
6pm -12 pm hostess duty
See how she likes it
All the best anyway
Don't forget to add standard contract terms and conditions and a place for signature, date and witnesses to sign it off.Comment
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Can't you use your Right Of Substitution?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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All of that for a start!!!!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostShe assures me that in the ceremony she will agree to honour and obey. Why is it that I don't believe her?Comment
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Originally posted by minestrone View Postreply with..
Instructions for rest of life..
6am prepare breakfast
7am light dusting
9am laundry
12am food shopping
1pm cleaning
3pm ironing
4pm cleaning
5pm dinner preperation
6pm -12 pm hostess duty
See how she likes it
All the best anyway
I just read that to her : she now has tears of laughter......Comment
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I didn't add that bit into the contract. I really should have posted it on cuk before signing........Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostCan't you use your Right Of Substitution?Comment
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Print it off and get her to sign it QUICK, she's in a good mood and post ceremony that's going to be a rare event!!!!Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
I just read that to her : she now has tears of laughter......Comment
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Well, what's the term? The notice period?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI didn't add that bit into the contract. I really should have posted it on cuk before signing........My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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