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    #21
    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Well, what's the term? The notice period?
    I think the term is life (which can be ended should I get a mistress). I can of course terminate early by paying EVERYTHING.......

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      #22
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      I think the term is life (which can be ended should I get a mistress). I can of course terminate early by paying EVERYTHING.......
      FFS, man . Should've used egos.

      You'll be ... a permie!


      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #23
        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        You'll be ... a permie!

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          #24
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          But ... happy, right?

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            #25
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

            You will stop CM and Churchill getting too drunk at the reception.
            .... and hope that CM has managed to keep cojak away from the fizzy for the toasts.

            You'll have a wonderful time BP you old grump, and you know it!

            Have a lovely day, I'll raise a glass to you on Saturday!
            "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
            - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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              #26
              Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
              But ... happy, right?
              Only in asmuchas she'll permit him to say so...
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #27
                Originally posted by cojak View Post
                .... and hope that CM has managed to keep cojak away from the fizzy for the toasts.

                You'll have a wonderful time BP you old grump, and you know it!

                Have a lovely day, I'll raise a glass to you on Saturday!
                I'll still be trying to get two clusters separated by Saturday ("neural networks, they're self-training, they'll do it themselves with minimal supervision" ... yeah? Not this ****er it isn't doing ) at this rate.

                But I'll raise a glass of water to you and point it in your direction (SE of me(?)) on Saturday.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
                  I'll still be trying to get two clusters separated by Saturday ("neural networks, they're self-training, they'll do it themselves with minimal supervision" ... yeah? Not this ****er it isn't doing ) at this rate.

                  But I'll raise a glass of water to you and point it in your direction (SE of me(?)) on Saturday.
                  So it's Saturday that Skynet becomes self aware then?

                  At least he won't forget his wedding anniversary
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                    So it's Saturday that Skynet becomes self aware then?

                    At least he won't forget his wedding anniversary
                    Bollocks man, that joke wasn't funny when I started doing this sh!t 10 years ago and it still isn't

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
                      I'll still be trying to get two clusters separated by Saturday, neural networks, self-training
                      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                      So it's Saturday that Skynet becomes self aware then?
                      It'll be fine. They won't be able to talk to each other for the lack of a Centronics cable...
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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