I got my instructions for Saturday

[HeliCraig]

Well he looks at me like he is listening but I know when he just says "Hmmmnnnn", all he's been hearing is "blah blah blah" - Maybe I talk too much

Maybe?

(Oh, and very best of luck BP!).

[Sysman]

I'd suggest a rewrite and submission to author for review, but seeing how there's a wife being installed, the long term grief involved with that tactic would probably be unwise.

Next best thing, he's doing a peer review.

[Sysman]

Valid response, certainly better than mine.

Don't forget to add standard contract terms and conditions and a place for signature, date and witnesses to sign it off.

What about a substitution clause?

[Platypus]

How am I supposed to be happy about getting married?

On the one hand Brillo, statutory congrats are in order. On the other, I think you must be barking. No offence.

[Churchill]

Looking forward to the whole event.

CM has bought some goalkeeper gloves to catch the bouquet!

[BrilloPad]

Looking forward to the whole event.

CM has bought some goalkeeper gloves to catch the bouquet!

I wouldn't get in her way......

[DaveB]

Well he looks at me like he is listening but I know when he just says "Hmmmnnnn", all he's been hearing is "blah blah blah" - Maybe I talk too much

I wouldn't guarentee he even heard that. After a while you get to know the cadence of the other person when they are talking and automatically insert appropriate but non commital noises at the right points. Once you get into the rythym it takes very little effort at all. Comes in very handy when watching the Footie/F1/Rugby/Other Televised Event of your choosing.

As long as you keep an ear out for suspicious noises like "Are you actually listening to me?" and respond appropriately "Yes darling, of course I am. Any chance of a cuppa?" you'll be fine.

[Bunk]

Well he looks at me like he is listening but I know when he just says "Hmmmnnnn", all he's been hearing is "blah blah blah" - Maybe I talk too much

I've been saying

[weemster]

Another poor s0d gets done.

P.s All the very best

[Emigre]

Good luck BP.

Have a great day