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    #61
    COngrats scrubbie! Hope you have a lovely day!

    And on the subject of men tuning out what we say - some more devious wives use this to thier advantage, by insisting that "we discussed that only last week and you agreed to babysitting whilst I go out badger baiting" or whatever -
    18 years of marriage and he STILL hasn't cottoned on to that one, bless him.
    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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      #62
      Have a great day BP!

      Still remember my wedding day as one of the best days of my life (kids birth being the other two!).
      Beer
      is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
      Benjamin Franklin

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        #63
        Originally posted by Coalman View Post
        Have a great day BP!

        Still remember my wedding day as one of the best days of my life (kids birth being the other two!).
        I am sure my best day was when I sh4gged 2 lesbians one night.......

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          #64
          Originally posted by minestrone View Post
          reply with..

          Instructions for rest of life..

          6am prepare breakfast

          7am light dusting

          9am laundry

          12am food shopping

          1pm cleaning

          3pm ironing

          4pm cleaning

          5pm dinner preperation

          6pm -12 pm hostess duty

          See how she likes it

          All the best anyway


          PREPARATION

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            #65
            I couldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

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              #66
              Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
              PREPARATION
              H more likely
              I am not qualified to give the above advice!

              The original point and click interface by
              Smith and Wesson.

              Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                #67
                Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                COngrats scrubbie! Hope you have a lovely day!

                And on the subject of men tuning out what we say - some more devious wives use this to thier advantage, by insisting that "we discussed that only last week and you agreed to babysitting whilst I go out badger baiting" or whatever -
                18 years of marriage and he STILL hasn't cottoned on to that one, bless him.
                I trust Mr P <> contractor, then?

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
                  I couldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
                  As if......

                  Edit <snip>?

                  At least the fellas on here who have been through a hard time actually have a clue what they are on about... you on the other hand... any bit of advice or experience you offer will be out of your walter mitty life.
                  Last edited by cailin maith; 23 July 2009, 14:58. Reason: Why state the obvious!!
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
                    I couldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
                    Who is your worst enemy? Must be plenty to choose from round here........

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      I am sure my best day was when I sh4gged 2 lesbians one night.......
                      I wouldn't mention that in your speech ..

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