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    #31
    Each unto their own I guess.

    Seems a lot of hard work to me.

    When Halo and I got married in April, our wedding day was :

    ??.?? am Wake up in morning
    Shower
    Walk over to restuarant for brekkie
    Walk around the Icehotel looking at the various rooms

    Early afternoon
    Back to room for a "snooze"
    Snooze

    Late afternoon
    4.00 pm Get up, get dressed in wedding togs
    5.00 pm Toddle over to Ice Chapel and do some photos
    5.30 pm Get Married
    Do more photos
    Have a few drinks in the Icebar
    Snuggle up in ice room (-5 deg c)
    Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

    C.S. Lewis

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      #32
      Why is your future wife sending you email instructions? If you don't even talk to each other now, what will it be like after several years?
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #33
        Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
        Why is your future wife sending you email instructions? If you don't even talk to each other now, what will it be like after several years?


        This isn't BP's first time so I think he knows to prepare himself for the inevitable.


        Congrats (again) by the way!

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          #34
          Hope you and Mrs BP have a fab day
          ǝןqqıʍ

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            #35
            Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
            But ... happy, right?
            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            Only in asmuchas she'll permit him to say so...
            I will have to ask Mrs BP my opinion before answering that one.......

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              #36
              Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
              Why is your future wife sending you email instructions? If you don't even talk to each other now, what will it be like after several years?
              Sounds like the recipe for a nice, long, happy marriage.

              "I'll be in the shed, dear. Email me if you want anything. Ooh, before I go, what time are you putting out Christmas dinner this year?"
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #37
                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                Sounds like the recipe for a nice, long, happy marriage.

                "I'll be in the shed, dear. Email me if you want anything. Ooh, before I go, what time are you putting out Christmas dinner this year?"
                my mistress

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  So it's Saturday that Skynet becomes self aware then?
                  Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
                  Bollocks man, that joke wasn't funny when I started doing this sh!t 10 years ago and it still isn't
                  Funny? Of course it's not funny!!! It's deadly serious. James Cameron isn't just a film director, he's the very re-incarnation of Nostradamus.
                  ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                    #39
                    Congrats BP

                    I hope you both have a cracking day.

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                      #40
                      BP,
                      that is not "instructions for saturday", that is "instructions for the rest of your life". In short, just do everything you are told......always.... and you'll be fine.
                      Good luck anyway!!
                      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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