I got my instructions for Saturday

[cailin maith]

In return for all of that, make sure that Mrs BP chucks the bouquet right at CM. Cover it in velcro if you think there's a chance she might not catch it.

Have a great day with plenty of .

Thanks PRC...

She assures me that in the ceremony she will agree to honour and obey. Why is it that I don't believe her?

If you believe that....

Why is your future wife sending you email instructions? If you don't even talk to each other now, what will it be like after several years?

Baggy - are you kidding me??!! Left to their own devices men will forget a lot of things... trust me. An email list of instructions is the way to go

[sasguru]

Congrats BP

[Bunk]

Baggy - are you kidding me??!! Left to their own devices men will forget a lot of things... trust me. An email list of instructions is the way to go

It's not that we forget, we just don't listen in the first place.

[sweetandsour]

It's not that we forget, we just don't listen in the first place.

My missus can (and does) rabbit on and on so I have become adept at "tuning out" the noise (much the same way as most parents do with their childrens' screaming).

I would be quite happy getting any instructions in email form so I can digest at my own pace without having to put up with all the extraneous noise.

[cailin maith]

It's not that we forget, we just don't listen in the first place.

Thats sooooooooo true!!

[shaunbhoy]

It's like this CM. Most men come with an inbuilt gibberish inhibitor that automatically filters out much of the chaff and codswallop that the female of the species seems capable of producing in such prodigious quantities. It is not meant to be done in any rude or dismissive way, it is just nature's way of keeping progress on track.

HTH

[cailin maith]

It's like this CM. Most men come with an inbuilt gibberish inhibitor that automatically filters out much of the chaff and codswallop that the female of the species seems capable of producing in such prodigious quantities. It is not meant to be done in any rude or dismissive way, it is just nature's way of keeping progress on track.

HTH

Ahhhhh - so that was getting fired up this morning when he was looking at me blankly!

[shaunbhoy]

Ahhhhh - so that was getting fired up this morning when he was looking at me blankly!

Not sure it is a facility that is only running during daylight hours. I think you will find it is a 24/7 programme, although it may only run at a slower less discernible speed in the evenings. That can lead to a certain amount of confusion when the poor chap might appear to be listening to you almost intently at times.

[The Lone Gunman]

Never underestimate the power of "yes dear".

[cailin maith]

Well he looks at me like he is listening but I know when he just says "Hmmmnnnn", all he's been hearing is "blah blah blah" - Maybe I talk too much