Perhaps too late, but all the very best for the day, old chap.
I'll raise a glass to you and your missus this evening.
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<waves off BP, sees him peddling like mad on the chauffeur-driven tandem...>
...sniff
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Scourer, you do have a mobile device, don't you?
I mean, you won't stop drivelling just for the service or the wedding breakfast, will you?
This is your grand opportunity for a First Time Event for CUK: live wedding reporting ... by the Groom!
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostIf you do that, we'll all know we'll be seeing you in the papers on Monday!
"EXCLUSIVE! SUPER HERO MARRIAGE PHOTOS!
CRANE TOP ROMANCE"
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI did ask mrs bp for help with my pants! If I put them on outside my trousers then she can't complain.....
"EXCLUSIVE! SUPER HERO MARRIAGE PHOTOS!
CRANE TOP ROMANCE"
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Superb - now you're cookin'! It's all downhill from now on!
Enjoy.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI am on track so far : I managed to get dressed......
Good boy!
( You left yourself wide open for that! :D )
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Originally posted by Cyberman View PostI couldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
Edit <snip>?
At least the fellas on here who have been through a hard time actually have a clue what they are on about... you on the other hand... any bit of advice or experience you offer will be out of your walter mitty life.
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