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    #71
    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
    I trust Mr P <> contractor, then?
    HELL NO!!

    He has a proper job.
    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

    Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
    CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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      #72
      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      I wouldn't mention that in your speech ..

      Congratulations
      What speech is that?

      Oh the best man's speech : I deliberately picked someone sensible as best man so would not get any nonsense......

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        #73
        I am on track so far : I managed to get dressed......

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          #74
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          I am on track so far : I managed to get dressed......
          On your own?

          Good boy!


          ( You left yourself wide open for that! :D )
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #75
            Superb - now you're cookin'! It's all downhill from now on!

            Enjoy.
            ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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              #76
              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              On your own?

              Good boy!


              ( You left yourself wide open for that! :D )
              I did ask mrs bp for help with my pants! If I put them on outside my trousers then she can't complain.....

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                #77
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                I did ask mrs bp for help with my pants! If I put them on outside my trousers then she can't complain.....
                If you do that, we'll all know we'll be seeing you in the papers on Monday!

                "EXCLUSIVE! SUPER HERO MARRIAGE PHOTOS!
                CRANE TOP ROMANCE
                "
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #78
                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  If you do that, we'll all know we'll be seeing you in the papers on Monday!

                  "EXCLUSIVE! SUPER HERO MARRIAGE PHOTOS!
                  CRANE TOP ROMANCE
                  "
                  http://www.scoopt.com/ will be interested. CM/Churchill will be millionaires!

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                    #79
                    There's still time for you to do a runner you know!!!!!

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                      #80
                      Scourer, you do have a mobile device, don't you?

                      I mean, you won't stop drivelling just for the service or the wedding breakfast, will you?

                      This is your grand opportunity for a First Time Event for CUK: live wedding reporting ... by the Groom!
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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