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What speech is that?Originally posted by Zippy View PostI wouldn't mention that in your speech ..
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Oh the best man's speech : I deliberately picked someone sensible as best man so would not get any nonsense......Comment
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On your own?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI am on track so far : I managed to get dressed......
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( You left yourself wide open for that! :D )My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Superb - now you're cookin'! It's all downhill from now on!
Enjoy....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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I did ask mrs bp for help with my pants! If I put them on outside my trousers then she can't complain.....Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostOn your own?
Good boy!
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If you do that, we'll all know we'll be seeing you in the papers on Monday!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI did ask mrs bp for help with my pants! If I put them on outside my trousers then she can't complain.....
"EXCLUSIVE! SUPER HERO MARRIAGE PHOTOS!
CRANE TOP ROMANCE"My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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http://www.scoopt.com/ will be interested. CM/Churchill will be millionaires!Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostIf you do that, we'll all know we'll be seeing you in the papers on Monday!
"EXCLUSIVE! SUPER HERO MARRIAGE PHOTOS!
CRANE TOP ROMANCE"Comment
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Scourer, you do have a mobile device, don't you?
I mean, you won't stop drivelling just for the service or the wedding breakfast, will you?
This is your grand opportunity for a First Time Event for CUK: live wedding reporting ... by the Groom!My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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