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Sysman replied

25 July 2009, 11:07
Perhaps too late, but all the very best for the day, old chap.

I'll raise a glass to you and your missus this evening.
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cojak replied

25 July 2009, 08:50
<waves off BP, sees him peddling like mad on the chauffeur-driven tandem...>

...sniff
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RichardCranium replied

25 July 2009, 08:38
Scourer, you do have a mobile device, don't you?

I mean, you won't stop drivelling just for the service or the wedding breakfast, will you?

This is your grand opportunity for a First Time Event for CUK: live wedding reporting ... by the Groom!
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TykeMerc replied

25 July 2009, 07:28
There's still time for you to do a runner you know!!!!!
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BrilloPad replied

25 July 2009, 06:51
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

If you do that, we'll all know we'll be seeing you in the papers on Monday!

"EXCLUSIVE! SUPER HERO MARRIAGE PHOTOS!
CRANE TOP ROMANCE"

http://www.scoopt.com/ will be interested. CM/Churchill will be millionaires!
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RichardCranium replied

25 July 2009, 06:50
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I did ask mrs bp for help with my pants! If I put them on outside my trousers then she can't complain.....

If you do that, we'll all know we'll be seeing you in the papers on Monday!

"EXCLUSIVE! SUPER HERO MARRIAGE PHOTOS!
CRANE TOP ROMANCE"
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BrilloPad replied

25 July 2009, 06:41
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

On your own?

Good boy!

( You left yourself wide open for that! :D )

I did ask mrs bp for help with my pants! If I put them on outside my trousers then she can't complain.....
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Lockhouse replied

25 July 2009, 06:39
Superb - now you're cookin'! It's all downhill from now on!

Enjoy.
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RichardCranium replied

25 July 2009, 06:39
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I am on track so far : I managed to get dressed......

On your own?

Good boy!

( You left yourself wide open for that! :D )
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BrilloPad replied

25 July 2009, 06:33
I am on track so far : I managed to get dressed......
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BrilloPad replied

23 July 2009, 18:36
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

I wouldn't mention that in your speech ..

Congratulations

What speech is that?

Oh the best man's speech : I deliberately picked someone sensible as best man so would not get any nonsense......
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Pogle replied

23 July 2009, 18:11
Originally posted by Menelaus View Post

I trust Mr P <> contractor, then?

HELL NO!!

He has a proper job.
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Zippy replied

23 July 2009, 17:01
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I am sure my best day was when I sh4gged 2 lesbians one night.......

I wouldn't mention that in your speech ..

Congratulations
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BrilloPad replied

23 July 2009, 16:53
Originally posted by Cyberman View Post

I couldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

Who is your worst enemy? Must be plenty to choose from round here........
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cailin maith replied

23 July 2009, 14:58
Originally posted by Cyberman View Post

I couldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

As if......

Edit <snip>?

At least the fellas on here who have been through a hard time actually have a clue what they are on about... you on the other hand... any bit of advice or experience you offer will be out of your walter mitty life.

Last edited by cailin maith; 23 July 2009, 14:58. Reason: Why state the obvious!!
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