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I got my instructions for Saturday
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I think the term is life (which can be ended should I get a mistress). I can of course terminate early by paying EVERYTHING....... -
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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.... and hope that CM has managed to keep cojak away from the fizzy for the toasts.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
You will stop CM and Churchill getting too drunk at the reception.
You'll have a wonderful time BP you old grump, and you know it!
Have a lovely day, I'll raise a glass to you on Saturday!
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Only in asmuchas she'll permit him to say so...Originally posted by Menelaus View PostBut ... happy, right?
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I'll still be trying to get two clusters separated by Saturday ("neural networks, they're self-training, they'll do it themselves with minimal supervision" ... yeah? Not this ****er it isn't doingOriginally posted by cojak View Post.... and hope that CM has managed to keep cojak away from the fizzy for the toasts.
You'll have a wonderful time BP you old grump, and you know it!
Have a lovely day, I'll raise a glass to you on Saturday!
) at this rate.
But I'll raise a glass of water to you and point it in your direction (SE of me(?)) on Saturday.Comment
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So it's Saturday that Skynet becomes self aware then?Originally posted by Menelaus View PostI'll still be trying to get two clusters separated by Saturday ("neural networks, they're self-training, they'll do it themselves with minimal supervision" ... yeah? Not this ****er it isn't doing
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But I'll raise a glass of water to you and point it in your direction (SE of me(?)) on Saturday.
At least he won't forget his wedding anniversary
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Bollocks man, that joke wasn't funny when I started doing this sh!t 10 years ago and it still isn'tOriginally posted by DaveB View PostSo it's Saturday that Skynet becomes self aware then?
At least he won't forget his wedding anniversary
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Originally posted by Menelaus View PostI'll still be trying to get two clusters separated by Saturday, neural networks, self-trainingIt'll be fine. They won't be able to talk to each other for the lack of a Centronics cable...Originally posted by DaveB View PostSo it's Saturday that Skynet becomes self aware then?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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