Crushed by a urinal in London

[Paddy]

I have a telescopic urinal tool!

[WTFH]

Me too, sick of dropping the old todger in the bottom of urnial when I finally manage to uncoil it out me pants so helps when I lower it.

Pants? Don’t you keep it tucked in your left ankle sock like the rest of us (apart from WhorTTRSy, who stuffs socks down his pants)

[northernladuk]

Pants? Don’t you keep it tucked in your left ankle sock like the rest of us (apart from WhorTTRSy, who stuffs socks down his pants)

You, sir, are the man.

[sadkingbilly]

FTFY

oh, grow up you pathetic little twat

[vetran]

oh, grow up you pathetic little twat

Haters gonna hate and SKB hates everybody!

[sadkingbilly]

Haters gonna hate and SKB hates everybody!

nah, - just you.

[Mordac]

In the event that I get injured/killed by a urinal, I'd be very disappointed if people didn't have a laugh about it.

As long as they didn't take the piss...

[Uncle Albert]

As long as they didn't take the piss...

[d000hg]

It's a horrendous tragedy but the headline was so absurd I thought I had mis-read "man crushed to death by urinal".
Haven't we learned from those stupid trains with doors that open at random that automation and toilets are not a good mix?

[SueEllen]

It's a horrendous tragedy but the headline was so absurd I thought I had mis-read "man crushed to death by urinal".

Toilet headline leads to toilet humour just as night leads to day.