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SueEllen replied

31 January 2023, 11:47
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

It's a horrendous tragedy but the headline was so absurd I thought I had mis-read "man crushed to death by urinal".

Toilet headline leads to toilet humour just as night leads to day.
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d000hg replied

31 January 2023, 10:53
It's a horrendous tragedy but the headline was so absurd I thought I had mis-read "man crushed to death by urinal".
Haven't we learned from those stupid trains with doors that open at random that automation and toilets are not a good mix?
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Uncle Albert replied

30 January 2023, 11:10
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

As long as they didn't take the piss...
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Mordac replied

29 January 2023, 23:42
Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post

In the event that I get injured/killed by a urinal, I'd be very disappointed if people didn't have a laugh about it.

As long as they didn't take the piss...
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sadkingbilly replied

29 January 2023, 10:39
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Haters gonna hate and SKB hates everybody!

nah, - just you.
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vetran replied

28 January 2023, 21:28
Originally posted by sadkingbilly View Post

oh, grow up you pathetic little twat

Haters gonna hate and SKB hates everybody!
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sadkingbilly replied

28 January 2023, 11:31
Originally posted by vetran View Post

FTFY

oh, grow up you pathetic little twat
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northernladuk replied

27 January 2023, 19:44
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Pants? Don’t you keep it tucked in your left ankle sock like the rest of us (apart from WhorTTRSy, who stuffs socks down his pants)

You, sir, are the man.
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WTFH replied

27 January 2023, 19:00
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Me too, sick of dropping the old todger in the bottom of urnial when I finally manage to uncoil it out me pants so helps when I lower it.

Pants? Don’t you keep it tucked in your left ankle sock like the rest of us (apart from WhorTTRSy, who stuffs socks down his pants)
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Paddy replied

27 January 2023, 18:45
Originally posted by vetran View Post

I have a telescopic urinal tool!
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vetran replied

27 January 2023, 17:05
Originally posted by saddokingbilly View Post

I'm angry at my todger size.

FTFY
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Uncle Albert replied

27 January 2023, 17:01
Originally posted by sadkingbilly View Post

A guy gets crushed by hydraulic machinery, and you lot laugh?
what a bunch of tossers.

In the event that I get injured/killed by a urinal, I'd be very disappointed if people didn't have a laugh about it.
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SueEllen replied

27 January 2023, 17:01
Unfortunately the man died.

Dead on scene.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...inal-in-london
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SueEllen replied

27 January 2023, 16:59
Originally posted by sadkingbilly View Post

A guy gets crushed by hydraulic machinery, and you lot laugh?

They are joking about their ignorance of street furniture.

Originally posted by sadkingbilly View Post

what a bunch of tossers.

You are right about that.
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sadkingbilly replied

27 January 2023, 16:42
A guy gets crushed by hydraulic machinery, and you lot laugh?
what a bunch of tossers.
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