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Previously on "Crushed by a urinal in London"

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    It's a horrendous tragedy but the headline was so absurd I thought I had mis-read "man crushed to death by urinal".
    Toilet headline leads to toilet humour just as night leads to day.

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  • d000hg
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    It's a horrendous tragedy but the headline was so absurd I thought I had mis-read "man crushed to death by urinal".
    Haven't we learned from those stupid trains with doors that open at random that automation and toilets are not a good mix?

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  • Uncle Albert
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post

    As long as they didn't take the piss...

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post

    In the event that I get injured/killed by a urinal, I'd be very disappointed if people didn't have a laugh about it.
    As long as they didn't take the piss...

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  • sadkingbilly
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post

    Haters gonna hate and SKB hates everybody!
    nah, - just you.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by sadkingbilly View Post

    oh, grow up you pathetic little twat
    Haters gonna hate and SKB hates everybody!

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  • sadkingbilly
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post

    FTFY
    oh, grow up you pathetic little twat

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post

    Pants? Don’t you keep it tucked in your left ankle sock like the rest of us (apart from WhorTTRSy, who stuffs socks down his pants)
    You, sir, are the man.

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

    Me too, sick of dropping the old todger in the bottom of urnial when I finally manage to uncoil it out me pants so helps when I lower it.
    Pants? Don’t you keep it tucked in your left ankle sock like the rest of us (apart from WhorTTRSy, who stuffs socks down his pants)

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post

    I have a telescopic urinal tool!
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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by saddokingbilly View Post
    I'm angry at my todger size.
    FTFY

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  • Uncle Albert
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    Originally posted by sadkingbilly View Post
    A guy gets crushed by hydraulic machinery, and you lot laugh?
    what a bunch of tossers.
    In the event that I get injured/killed by a urinal, I'd be very disappointed if people didn't have a laugh about it.

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  • SueEllen
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    Unfortunately the man died.

    Dead on scene.

    https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...inal-in-london

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by sadkingbilly View Post
    A guy gets crushed by hydraulic machinery, and you lot laugh?
    They are joking about their ignorance of street furniture.
    Originally posted by sadkingbilly View Post
    what a bunch of tossers.
    You are right about that.

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  • sadkingbilly
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    A guy gets crushed by hydraulic machinery, and you lot laugh?
    what a bunch of tossers.

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