DOOM: Metric system

[DoctorStrangelove]

I think I shall trigger some greentards by getting in a hundredweight of coal.

I'm beginning to wish I hadn't got rid of the chimneys.

[xoggoth]

I think I shall trigger some greentards by getting in a hundredweight of coal.

Don't bother since can't get house coal anymore. That smokeless stuff is carp.

[Lucifer Box]

sockie alert!!!

Alas not.

How did that search engine work out? Only the real Lucifer Box would know about that.

[vetran]

Alas not.

How did that search engine work out? Only the real Lucifer Box would know about that.

What the squirrel version of Grindr? It is working a treat he can even afford to pay bricklayers after parking.

[Lucifer Box]

What the squirrel version of Grindr? It is working a treat he can even afford to pay bricklayers after parking.

I always said he'd make it.

[DoctorStrangelove]

Don't bother since can't get house coal anymore. That smokeless stuff is carp.

Curiously enough, I passed a coal merchant's lorry the day before yesterday.

And it had actual coal on it.

In bags, like.

Though it may just have been some sort of time slip, as featured on the Blaze channel.

[d000hg]

My house used to be the colliery (coal mine) manager's house. There's coal randomly all over the place when you did the garden... also random bits of railway since a train used to run literally 5m away. Maybe I could do a bit of mining.

Have a couple of sacks lurking in an outhouse too, shall flog it on the black market