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 That's too academic for me - I would have to watch it on Horrible Histories to understand it."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR
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 Warty the modern misogynist!Originally posted by Whorty View Post
 I'll make her a brew, but cooking is for the woman to sort out.Comment
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 Nah, leave the socks on .... saves timeOriginally posted by ladymuck View Post
 Does that include taking your socks off? I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man Comment
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 I was doing quite well until the government closed all the gyms and made us look after our children 24/7 for months on end. Now I like the new WFH setup but it is impossible to get to the gym even now it's open.Comment
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 W*nking isn't going to help much. Just make your arms look uneven.Originally posted by d000hg View PostI think at 21 I still barely weighed much over 9st, I was incredibly skinny. I've filled out with both fat and muscle since then - currently two sizes bigger than I was back then but it should be 1 realistically. Some self-maintenance to do this winter 'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!! 'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!! Comment
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 Nonsense.Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
 W*nking isn't going to help much. Just make your arms look uneven.
 
 99 change hands.
 
 Everyone knows that. 
 
 Oh.
 
 Did I say that aloud? 
 When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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 I thought you wife had you oing 2 at a time to keep even muscles.Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
 W*nking isn't going to help much. Just make your arms look uneven.Comment
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 I have never ever dieted before but i thought i would start one to lose some middle age spread before i turn 50!
 
 Started at 79Kg, 21 days ago, looking to reach 64Kg in a 100 days.. So 15Kg to lose into total.
 
 Im doing a Ketogenic low carb diet. Including 8 hour eating window and 16 hour daily fast. Love the diet. Highly recommend it.
 The kind of food allowed is so much better than the junk high carb stuff i was constantly eating just 3 weeks ago!
 
 I think the first few kilos are the easy bit, it is mostly water weight.
 
 And then they say it gets a bit harder and slower.
 
 Currently on day 21, have lost 5Kg so far.
 
 Most of my fat is around my torso and belly and i can definitely notice the difference after 5kg down.
 
 This is from my tracking app:
 
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 No point having a nice diagram if you cannot say what app you are using.Originally posted by Fraidycat View PostI have never ever dieted before but i thought i would start one to lose some middle age spread before i turn 50!
 
 Started at 79Kg, 21 days ago, looking to reach 64Kg in a 100 days.. So 15Kg to lose into total.
 
 Im doing a Ketogenic low carb diet. Including 8 hour eating window and 16 hour daily fast. Love the diet. Highly recommend it.
 The kind of food allowed is so much better than the junk high carb stuff i was constantly eating just 3 weeks ago!
 
 I think the first few kilos are the easy bit, it is mostly water weight.
 
 And then they say it gets a bit harder and slower.
 
 Currently on day 21, have lost 5Kg so far.
 
 Most of my fat is around my torso and belly and i can definitely notice the difference after 5kg down.
 
 This is from my tracking app:
 
 
 "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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 Thats just some random app that came with my weighing scales.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostNo point having a nice diagram if you cannot say what app you are using.
 
 I use this one its 12 quid, my wife had a fancy £30 one that sent an electric signal to measure fat % it also came with an app, but it broke, so i got this cheap and cheerful scale for my diet tracking:
 
 https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/...?ie=UTF8&psc=1Comment
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