All hope abandon ye who enter here. Seriously.
MF - starting a thread implying OldHack is an animal lover. Suspected temporary suicide - 30.11.2012 - 7 days
Do you want to be the football brain of ContractorUK? Do you want forum bragging rights?
You may have talked the talk on the forum about football but can you walk the walk...
Are you the Pep or Jose of football knowledge? Or just the Hodgson, still undecided on their best 11 and resting all...
I am just about to embark on a new contract where I will be staying away......in Basingstoke :ohwell
Are there any good tips for
The best "contractor" hotels to go for (I am thinking chains here)
Occupying your time constructively in the evening
Right now, thank you very much, something or other about the golden touch.
Click on listen to this article :laugh
What ever you're doing.
Or it was before I boiled it.
Girl finds eight maggots in supermarket
Dunno wot they're complaining about.
It's all protein.
with me iPhone. Goodness I'm pooped.
Caught on camera: Policeman shoots off his own finger while browsing gun shop - Mirror Online
Oxford University Press bans sausages and pigs from children's books to avoid offending Jews and Muslims | Daily Mail Online
whats going on :confused:
It's high time to drop that bloody TDP thread! :mad
I've got this mate who's a contractor. He's not normally prone to panic attacks but of late he's had a few.
He works away a lot, and has a young family, so naturally he worries about his health. Not much of a gym junky, but of late he's been hitting the gym a lot and has lost quite a bit of...
... aah, a TV !
CCTV captures bizarre shop theft as woman steals plasma TV by stuffing it up her SKIRT - Mirror Online
AtW - See if you can pinch a sofa @ DFS up your .... :D
Late in this morning due to weather disruptions and some freeloader has occupied 'my' desk.
Goddam no rights as a contractor!
Since being unbanned he seems to have taken up a Brilloisque posting fever. I can only threads started by him on the first page.
So who is he ?
Like an NCIS episode:
Dead body of aspiring actress found in city water tank after residents complain of "strange taste" - Mirror Online
... when it is chopped off twice! :eek:
Man in China recovering in hospital after wife chopped off his penis - Telegraph
The Cloud :tired
3D printing :tired
Can't envisage any conceivable situation where either would be remotely relevant to me (for my own use anyway).
Enjoyed taken 1, taken 2 so-so, went along to see taken 3 last night, what a load of crap, totally rubbish, about 1/3 into the film I went to the bar to fill up on wine to endure the rest of the film, but on way back I noticed 'Birdman' about to start, so nipped into that screening, it was really...
So I have this 'friend' who wanted to recreate the song "Teddy Bear's Picnic"...
Horror as madman goes for 'picnic' at zoo and gets attacked by a bear - Mirror Online
...according to the Daily Express:
Terror warning: Up to 5,000 European nationals 'could commit Paris-style attacks' | World | News | Daily Express
1) How many of these 5000 are British?
2) How many of these will return to a country different from the one they came from?
David Cameron under fire as immigration is left out of Conservatives' manifesto | Daily Mail Online
"Angela Merkel's government achieves 'schwarze Null' a year early thanks to strong tax revenues and rock-bottom interest rates"
Germany balances budget for first time in more than 40 years - Telegraph
Well done!!! :banana:
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