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Why am I reading this thread while eating my lunch that includes salad vegetables?
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A loo that sticks things up your bum? I can see that being quite popularOriginally posted by xoggoth View PostWon't be long before advanced tech provides auto detectors in toilets.
. Might be a good idea not to implemet it in public toilets though.
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Bouncing the colonoscope off my diaphragm to get it "round the corner" was rather uncomfortable.Originally posted by Andy2022 View Post
The prep was the worst bit of the colonoscopies I've had… stuff tests disgusting, the thickener in it feels disgusting and then you've got to get rid of it the other end
The colonoscopist were trivial in comparison
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The prep was the worst bit of the colonoscopies I've had… stuff tests disgusting, the thickener in it feels disgusting and then you've got to get rid of it the other endOriginally posted by Zigenare View Post
The stuff they give you to clean out your colon is pretty satisfying though...
One of - if not the best crap I've ever had.
The colonoscopist were trivial in comparison
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Yes. Both ends at the same time: the B&Q orange bucket is remarkably useful in this regard for the upper end since it fits one's face quite comfortably.Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
I bow to your superior knowledge in this area.
Quite unpleasant all in all.
WTF is that? I don't remember eating anything like that
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Norovirus is somewhat more effective, from both ends.Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
The stuff they give you to clean out your colon is pretty satisfying though...
One of - if not the best crap I've ever had.
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Originally posted by saptastic View PostDoes anyone do PSA tests ? I was listening to Simon Jordan who suggest doing this.
I’ve been buying the self check kits online from Superdrug (no affiliation!) annually, they’ve got others for diabetes, etc too. Probably better getting an actual reading from the docs so you can see if it changes, but feel it’s better than nothing.
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Won't be long before advanced tech provides auto detectors in toilets.
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Last time I went to hospital for a checkup, I followed the sign for the proctologist.

My wife followed the signs for the gynocologist
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