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    #21
    Mr ms got sent a poo stick kit for his 60th birthday. I'm 5 years younger and haven't been sent one. Sounds like a useful thing.

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      #22
      Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
      Yeh! Most fun I ever have these days.
      colonoscopy is hardly a laugh a minute
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #23
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        Mr ms got sent a poo stick kit for his 60th birthday. I'm 5 years younger and haven't been sent one. Sounds like a useful thing.
        if you have a predisposition you can ask for it earlier.

        Relatives have had various cancers so I sign up for the ones I have higher risk.

        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #24
          Last time I went to hospital for a checkup, I followed the sign for the proctologist.


          My wife followed the signs for the gynocologist

          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #25
            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            Last time I went to hospital for a checkup, I followed the sign for the proctologist.


            My wife followed the signs for the gynocologist

            and for Katy Price

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            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #26
              Originally posted by vetran View Post

              colonoscopy is hardly a laugh a minute
              The stuff they give you to clean out your colon is pretty satisfying though...
              One of - if not the best crap I've ever had.
              Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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                #27
                Won't be long before advanced tech provides auto detectors in toilets.
                bloggoth

                If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by saptastic View Post
                  Does anyone do PSA tests ? I was listening to Simon Jordan who suggest doing this.

                  I’ve been buying the self check kits online from Superdrug (no affiliation!) annually, they’ve got others for diabetes, etc too. Probably better getting an actual reading from the docs so you can see if it changes, but feel it’s better than nothing.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

                    The stuff they give you to clean out your colon is pretty satisfying though...
                    One of - if not the best crap I've ever had.
                    Norovirus is somewhat more effective, from both ends.
                    When the fun stops, STOP.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post

                      Norovirus is somewhat more effective, from both ends.
                      I bow to your superior knowledge in this area.
                      Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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