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Previously on "Pictures, or it never happened"

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  • NotAllThere
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    Seems reasonable.

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  • ladymuck
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    Perhaps we should close this thread. What started out as a nice way to chat about the CUK grand night out has turned into two kids shouting crap at each other in the playground.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Once you peel the skin off, all penises are the same colour.
    again I bow to your superior knowledge WWJD apparently is skinless sausages.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Once you peel the skin off, all penises are the same colour.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post

    You posted the pic fella, from your own private (excuse the pun) collection .... you crack on
    here you go maybe we can get you & dh000ghy away from onanism!

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post

    That's more Dh00000gy's style but if you two are excited about it then knock one out together, I have more important stuff to do.
    You posted the pic fella, from your own private (excuse the pun) collection .... you crack on

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post

    Do we get to debate the ethnicity of the owner of that dick now? Is that what you're steering us towards? You have a have a homo-erotic fetish mate.
    That's more Dh00000gy's style but if you two are excited about it then knock one out together, I have more important stuff to do.

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  • xoggoth
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post

    nah you are confused because everyone says what a dick you are

    Look they baked you a biscuit!

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    Is that a Where's Willy puzzle?

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post

    nah you are confused because everyone says what a dick you are

    Look they baked you a biscuit!

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    Do we get to debate the ethnicity of the owner of that dick now? Is that what you're steering us towards? You have a have a homo-erotic fetish mate.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post

    Oh, come on, Vetran always steers conversations towards men's penis's ..... he's obsessed by them for some reason
    nah you are confused because everyone says what a dick you are

    Look they baked you a biscuit!

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    Last edited by vetran; 21 December 2021, 14:48.

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Well, this thread has taken a turn I wasn't expecting.
    Oh, come on, Vetran always steers conversations towards men's penis's ..... he's obsessed by them for some reason

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  • Pondlife
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    Well, this thread has taken a turn I wasn't expecting.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post

    So it changes colour? Like a chameleon perhaps, or more like a traffic light?
    as you seem obsessed here you go:

    https://www.healthline.com/health/ty...-penises#color

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post

    sometimes?
    So it changes colour? Like a chameleon perhaps, or more like a traffic light?

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    So in your mind, a black man has a black willy with a bright purple bell on it?
    sometimes?

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