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    #91
    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Well, this thread has taken a turn I wasn't expecting.
    Oh, come on, Vetran always steers conversations towards men's penis's ..... he's obsessed by them for some reason
    I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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      #92
      Originally posted by Whorty View Post

      Oh, come on, Vetran always steers conversations towards men's penis's ..... he's obsessed by them for some reason
      nah you are confused because everyone says what a dick you are

      Look they baked you a biscuit!

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      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #93
        Originally posted by vetran View Post

        nah you are confused because everyone says what a dick you are

        Look they baked you a biscuit!

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        Do we get to debate the ethnicity of the owner of that dick now? Is that what you're steering us towards? You have a have a homo-erotic fetish mate.
        I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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          #94
          Originally posted by vetran View Post

          nah you are confused because everyone says what a dick you are

          Look they baked you a biscuit!

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          Is that a Where's Willy puzzle?
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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            #95
            Originally posted by Whorty View Post

            Do we get to debate the ethnicity of the owner of that dick now? Is that what you're steering us towards? You have a have a homo-erotic fetish mate.
            That's more Dh00000gy's style but if you two are excited about it then knock one out together, I have more important stuff to do.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #96
              Originally posted by vetran View Post

              That's more Dh00000gy's style but if you two are excited about it then knock one out together, I have more important stuff to do.
              You posted the pic fella, from your own private (excuse the pun) collection .... you crack on
              I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                #97
                Originally posted by Whorty View Post

                You posted the pic fella, from your own private (excuse the pun) collection .... you crack on
                here you go maybe we can get you & dh000ghy away from onanism!

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                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #98
                  Once you peel the skin off, all penises are the same colour.
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #99
                    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                    Once you peel the skin off, all penises are the same colour.
                    again I bow to your superior knowledge WWJD apparently is skinless sausages.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Perhaps we should close this thread. What started out as a nice way to chat about the CUK grand night out has turned into two kids shouting crap at each other in the playground.

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