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i am .... but only in a 'good' wayOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostWow. Whorty must be bad.
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What like: I give my good friends a christmas card. I give my bad friends a christmas present.Originally posted by Whorty View Post
i am .... but only in a 'good' way
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Beware of geeks bearing gifts?Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
What like: I give my good friends a christmas card. I give my bad friends a christmas present.Comment
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I'll take most insults, but referring to me as a geek on here is a bit much .... I must be one of the least geeky on CUKOriginally posted by vetran View Post
Beware of geeks bearing gifts?
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Hipsters with soul patches & penis coloured jumpers can be dropped in the same slot as geeks if needed.Originally posted by Whorty View Post
I'll take most insults, but referring to me as a geek on here is a bit much .... I must be one of the least geeky on CUK
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Absolutely agree .... thankfully I don't own a single jumper so that precludes me from that sub-section of CUK too.Originally posted by vetran View Post
Hipsters with soul patches & penis coloured jumpers can be dropped in the same slot as geeks if needed.
If by soul patches you mean tattoos, then yes, guilty as charged **
** edit: just looked up soul patch ... nope, not got one of those either
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seen the pics boy!Originally posted by Whorty View Post
Absolutely agree .... thankfully I don't own a single jumper so that precludes me from that sub-section of CUK too.
If by soul patches you mean tattoos, then yes, guilty as charged **
** edit: just looked up soul patch ... nope, not got one of those either
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You been drinking early today? Absolutely no idea what you're talking about, but you crack on if it makes you feel goodOriginally posted by vetran View Post
seen the pics boy!
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I'd never heard of a soul patch. So it's an inverted Adolph 'tache below the lower lip! You learn something every day
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