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    #71
    Good thread for a Vaseline advert.
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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      #72
      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
      Wow. Whorty must be bad.
      i am .... but only in a 'good' way
      I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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        #73
        Originally posted by Whorty View Post

        i am .... but only in a 'good' way
        What like: I give my good friends a christmas card. I give my bad friends a christmas present.
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #74
          Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

          What like: I give my good friends a christmas card. I give my bad friends a christmas present.
          Beware of geeks bearing gifts?
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #75
            Originally posted by vetran View Post

            Beware of geeks bearing gifts?
            I'll take most insults, but referring to me as a geek on here is a bit much .... I must be one of the least geeky on CUK
            I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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              #76
              Originally posted by Whorty View Post

              I'll take most insults, but referring to me as a geek on here is a bit much .... I must be one of the least geeky on CUK
              Hipsters with soul patches & penis coloured jumpers can be dropped in the same slot as geeks if needed.

              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #77
                Originally posted by vetran View Post

                Hipsters with soul patches & penis coloured jumpers can be dropped in the same slot as geeks if needed.
                Absolutely agree .... thankfully I don't own a single jumper so that precludes me from that sub-section of CUK too.

                If by soul patches you mean tattoos, then yes, guilty as charged **

                ** edit: just looked up soul patch ... nope, not got one of those either
                I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                  #78
                  Originally posted by Whorty View Post

                  Absolutely agree .... thankfully I don't own a single jumper so that precludes me from that sub-section of CUK too.

                  If by soul patches you mean tattoos, then yes, guilty as charged **

                  ** edit: just looked up soul patch ... nope, not got one of those either
                  seen the pics boy!
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by vetran View Post

                    seen the pics boy!
                    You been drinking early today? Absolutely no idea what you're talking about, but you crack on if it makes you feel good
                    I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                      #80
                      I'd never heard of a soul patch. So it's an inverted Adolph 'tache below the lower lip! You learn something every day
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