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Perhaps you've substantially more statistical data than I, but I was under the impression they were not all the same colour. Are you a penis racist?Originally posted by vetran View Post
Hipsters with soul patches & penis coloured jumpers can be dropped in the same slot as geeks if needed.
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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This is probably about as exciting as the CUK meet-up, half a dozen people sitting quietly with a glass of wine.Originally posted by AtW View PostOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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oh ok that is a bit out there. I will bow to your greater bigotry.Originally posted by d000hg View PostPerhaps you've substantially more statistical data than I, but I was under the impression they were not all the same colour. Are you a penis racist?
My understanding is the bit above the foreskin is normally pink regardless of the ethnic makeup of its owner.
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So in your mind, a black man has a black willy with a bright purple bell on it?
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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sometimes?Originally posted by d000hg View PostSo in your mind, a black man has a black willy with a bright purple bell on it?Comment
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So it changes colour? Like a chameleon perhaps, or more like a traffic light?Originally posted by vetran View Post
sometimes?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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as you seem obsessed here you go:Originally posted by d000hg View Post
So it changes colour? Like a chameleon perhaps, or more like a traffic light?
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