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Zigenare replied

30 October 2021, 02:03
"Enough of your woke tulip, this is how we're moving forward!"

Please pass on to all members of this forum.
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vetran replied

29 October 2021, 22:25
Originally posted by Whorty View Post

No need to apologise for not forgetting me ... not many people do forget me

Many try that explains the Propranolol and Tequila.
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quackhandle replied

29 October 2021, 18:30
It's a conscious uncoupling?

qh
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ladymuck replied

29 October 2021, 17:42
Get a room, you two!
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Whorty replied

29 October 2021, 17:09
Originally posted by vetran View Post

sorry its not something you can easily forget!

No need to apologise for not forgetting me ... not many people do forget me
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vetran replied

29 October 2021, 16:36
Originally posted by Whorty View Post

The beard has gone ... the girls apparently prefer me smoother these days

sorry its not something you can easily forget!
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Whorty replied

29 October 2021, 16:12
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Oh I see the secret to your success get em Drunk, sorry the beard doesn't do it for me even after 15 pints!

The beard has gone ... the girls apparently prefer me smoother these days
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vetran replied

29 October 2021, 15:44
Originally posted by Whorty View Post

Flippin hope not ... I'm not having you being nice to me just to scag a drink off me on the 10th!

Oh I see the secret to your success get em Drunk, sorry the beard doesn't do it for me even after 15 pints!
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Whorty replied

29 October 2021, 14:22
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Oh Deity I wasn't nice to you in one of my posts was I?

Flippin hope not ... I'm not having you being nice to me just to scag a drink off me on the 10th!
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NotAllThere replied

29 October 2021, 14:09
I think the current proposal is somewhat testicular.
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cojak replied

29 October 2021, 13:09
Originally posted by TheDude View Post

Have you considered some sort of Venn Diagram?

Oh, I like it!

A snowballs hope in hell one would be appropriate. I’ll work on it.
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vetran replied

29 October 2021, 12:40
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

It's the same as leaving the receipt for a shovel, a roll of carpet and a bag of quick lime on their desk.

Got to hand it to the Chinese they have some great traditions.
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DaveB replied

29 October 2021, 12:33
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Ahhh gotcha. You don't half learn some interesting stuff on this forum.

It's the same as leaving the receipt for a shovel, a roll of carpet and a bag of quick lime on their desk.
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northernladuk replied

29 October 2021, 12:29
Originally posted by vetran View Post

No if you are going to drop someone you need to show them where they are going, it just heightens the fear! The screams are just music to a proper BOFH.

Ahhh gotcha. You don't half learn some interesting stuff on this forum.
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vetran replied

29 October 2021, 12:07
Originally posted by Whorty View Post

I hear what you're saying, but with respect, and not wishing to p*ss on your fire, but you're as correct on this as Vetran is on CUK.

Oh Deity I wasn't nice to you in one of my posts was I?
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