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    #21
    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    DP thought she was making a rabbit shadow.

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      #22
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      Sex mad girlfriend. Well okay she isn't sex mad, I am, and she doesn't say no.
      Just needs pumping up every now and then.
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #23
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        Sex mad girlfriend. Well okay she isn't sex mad, I am, and she doesn't say no.
        Ahma gonna be needing one of those then I guess just to boost my odds from zero...

        Any spares ones lying around?
        If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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          #24
          Originally posted by hyperD View Post
          Ahma gonna be needing one of those then I guess just to boost my odds from zero...

          Any spares ones lying around?
          Mines under the bed. You got a pump?

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            #25
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            You got a pump?
            Yes, I was exercising my right of substitution!
            If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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              #26
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Does doing it with animals count?
              Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
              Any mole is a goal....
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #27
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                Everyone knows you're lying. Carry on with the
                Pot - kettle.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                  Mines under the bed. You got a pump?
                  Don't forget the puncture repair kit. Last time you gave her a love bite, she farted, flew out of the window and deflated

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                    #29
                    [QUOTE=Paddy;1645558]This is no


                    isn't that her trying to find Dim's crown Jewels?
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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