Reply to: Sex

[vetran]

[QUOTE=Paddy;1645558]This is no


isn't that her trying to find Dim's crown Jewels?

[BA to the Stars]

Mines under the bed. You got a pump?

Don't forget the puncture repair kit. Last time you gave her a love bite, she farted, flew out of the window and deflated

[TykeMerc]

Everyone knows you're lying. Carry on with the

Pot - kettle.

[d000hg]

Does doing it with animals count?

Any mole is a goal....

[hyperD]

You got a pump?

Yes, I was exercising my right of substitution!

[DimPrawn]

Ahma gonna be needing one of those then I guess just to boost my odds from zero...

Any spares ones lying around?

Mines under the bed. You got a pump?

[hyperD]

Sex mad girlfriend. Well okay she isn't sex mad, I am, and she doesn't say no.

Ahma gonna be needing one of those then I guess just to boost my odds from zero...

Any spares ones lying around?

[NotAllThere]

Sex mad girlfriend. Well okay she isn't sex mad, I am, and she doesn't say no.

Just needs pumping up every now and then.

[BrilloPad]

DP thought she was making a rabbit shadow.

[Paddy]

Sex mad girlfriend. Well okay she isn't sex mad, I am, and she doesn't say no.

This is no


This does not mean sex

[Robinho]

Sex mad girlfriend. Well okay she isn't sex mad, I am, and she doesn't say no.

She must be pretty mad if she wants to have sex with you.

[sasguru]

Who is getting loads, who is getting none?

Now I'm separated I'm getting loads. Never marry to get sex. Infact never marry.

PS. does not count okay?

Methinks thou protesteth too much.
Your attempt to change from Rich Dim to Stud Dim on this forum is doomed to failure.
Everyone knows you're lying. Carry on with the

[BrilloPad]

Sex mad girlfriend. Well okay she isn't sex mad, I am, and she doesn't say no.

Maybe you should ungag her.

[OwlHoot]

Sex mad girlfriend. Well okay she isn't sex mad, I am, and she doesn't say no.

[BrilloPad]

I have a choice of 3 places to be 'in'

wife, mistress, girlfriend?