Sex

[DimPrawn]

Who is getting loads, who is getting none?

Now I'm separated I'm getting loads. Never marry to get sex. Infact never marry.

PS. does not count okay?

[Mich the Tester]

PS. does not count okay?

Well stop saying you're getting loads then, hypocrite.

[BrilloPad]

PS. does not count okay?

Does doing it with animals count?

[NorthWestPerm2Contr]

Does doing it with animals count?

Look, just because you believe humans are animals, doesn't mean we all have to.

[NotAllThere]

Some of the couples BP knows are married and getting loads. Just not necessarily with each other.

[northernladuk]

Does doing it with animals count?

Any hole is a goal....

[original PM]

Any hole is a goal....

indeed!

[hyperD]

Who is getting loads, who is getting none?

Now I'm separated I'm getting loads.

I'm getting even less than when I was married!

So what does a handsome crustacean like you do to get giggity?

[AtW]

So what does a handsome crustacean like you do to get giggity?

He's become a recruitment agent of sorts

[DimPrawn]

I'm getting even less than when I was married!

So what does a handsome crustacean like you do to get giggity?

Sex mad girlfriend. Well okay she isn't sex mad, I am, and she doesn't say no.