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Just needs pumping up every now and then.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostSex mad girlfriend. Well okay she isn't sex mad, I am, and she doesn't say no.
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Ahma gonna be needing one of those then I guess just to boost my odds from zero...Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostSex mad girlfriend. Well okay she isn't sex mad, I am, and she doesn't say no.
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Mines under the bed. You got a pump?Originally posted by hyperD View PostAhma gonna be needing one of those then I guess just to boost my odds from zero...
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Yes, I was exercising my right of substitution!Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostYou got a pump?
							
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Pot - kettle.Originally posted by sasguru View PostEveryone knows you're lying. Carry on with the
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Don't forget the puncture repair kit. Last time you gave her a love bite, she farted, flew out of the window and deflatedOriginally posted by DimPrawn View PostMines under the bed. You got a pump?
							
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