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  • vetran
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    [QUOTE=Paddy;1645558]This is no


    isn't that her trying to find Dim's crown Jewels?

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  • BA to the Stars
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Mines under the bed. You got a pump?
    Don't forget the puncture repair kit. Last time you gave her a love bite, she farted, flew out of the window and deflated

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  • TykeMerc
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Everyone knows you're lying. Carry on with the
    Pot - kettle.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Does doing it with animals count?
    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Any mole is a goal....

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    You got a pump?
    Yes, I was exercising my right of substitution!

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    Ahma gonna be needing one of those then I guess just to boost my odds from zero...

    Any spares ones lying around?
    Mines under the bed. You got a pump?

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Sex mad girlfriend. Well okay she isn't sex mad, I am, and she doesn't say no.
    Ahma gonna be needing one of those then I guess just to boost my odds from zero...

    Any spares ones lying around?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Sex mad girlfriend. Well okay she isn't sex mad, I am, and she doesn't say no.
    Just needs pumping up every now and then.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    DP thought she was making a rabbit shadow.

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Sex mad girlfriend. Well okay she isn't sex mad, I am, and she doesn't say no.
    This is no


    This does not mean sex

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  • Robinho
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Sex mad girlfriend. Well okay she isn't sex mad, I am, and she doesn't say no.
    She must be pretty mad if she wants to have sex with you.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Who is getting loads, who is getting none?

    Now I'm separated I'm getting loads. Never marry to get sex. Infact never marry.

    PS. does not count okay?
    Methinks thou protesteth too much.
    Your attempt to change from Rich Dim to Stud Dim on this forum is doomed to failure.
    Everyone knows you're lying. Carry on with the

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Sex mad girlfriend. Well okay she isn't sex mad, I am, and she doesn't say no.
    Maybe you should ungag her.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Sex mad girlfriend. Well okay she isn't sex mad, I am, and she doesn't say no.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    I have a choice of 3 places to be 'in'

    wife, mistress, girlfriend?

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