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You have not met Mrs BP have you? She is an animal in bed. At least that is what MTT tells me. With me she only reads to turn the pages of her book. -
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depends where you are in.Originally posted by original PM View PostI'm in up to the back wheels every night...
do i win?

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wife, mistress, girlfriend?Originally posted by original PM View PostI have a choice of 3 places to be 'in'

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Maybe you should ungag her.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostSex mad girlfriend. Well okay she isn't sex mad, I am, and she doesn't say no.
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Methinks thou protesteth too much.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostWho is getting loads, who is getting none?
Now I'm separated I'm getting loads. Never marry to get sex. Infact never marry.
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does not count okay?
Your attempt to change from Rich Dim to Stud Dim on this forum is doomed to failure.
Everyone knows you're lying. Carry on with the
Hard Brexit now!
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She must be pretty mad if she wants to have sex with you.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostSex mad girlfriend. Well okay she isn't sex mad, I am, and she doesn't say no.
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This is noOriginally posted by DimPrawn View PostSex mad girlfriend. Well okay she isn't sex mad, I am, and she doesn't say no.

This does not mean sex
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