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#11

14 November 2012, 12:32

Originally posted by NorthWestPerm2Contr View Post

Look, just because you believe humans are animals, doesn't mean we all have to.

You have not met Mrs BP have you? She is an animal in bed. At least that is what MTT tells me. With me she only reads to turn the pages of her book.
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#12

14 November 2012, 12:39

I'm in up to the back wheels every night...

do i win?
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14 November 2012, 12:44

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I'm in up to the back wheels every night...

do i win?

depends where you are in.
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#14

14 November 2012, 13:08

I have a choice of 3 places to be 'in'
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#15

14 November 2012, 13:17

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I have a choice of 3 places to be 'in'

wife, mistress, girlfriend?
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#16

14 November 2012, 13:20

Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Sex mad girlfriend. Well okay she isn't sex mad, I am, and she doesn't say no.

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#17

14 November 2012, 13:32

Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Sex mad girlfriend. Well okay she isn't sex mad, I am, and she doesn't say no.

Maybe you should ungag her.
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#18

14 November 2012, 13:35

Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Who is getting loads, who is getting none?

Now I'm separated I'm getting loads. Never marry to get sex. Infact never marry.

PS. does not count okay?

Methinks thou protesteth too much.
Your attempt to change from Rich Dim to Stud Dim on this forum is doomed to failure.
Everyone knows you're lying. Carry on with the

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#19

14 November 2012, 14:02

Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Sex mad girlfriend. Well okay she isn't sex mad, I am, and she doesn't say no.

She must be pretty mad if she wants to have sex with you.
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#20

14 November 2012, 14:12

Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Sex mad girlfriend. Well okay she isn't sex mad, I am, and she doesn't say no.

This is no

This does not mean sex

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