List your invented "fake facts"

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Rabbi Lionel Blue, is the product of the genetic merging of the late Rabbi Hugo Gryn and 212g of Stilton.

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The month of November was invented to allow for a longer autumn

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Guinea pigs can mind read, but don't as they feel it's impolite

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The chemical symbol for Jam is RS5

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The gravitational pull of the moon bends radio waves into pretty bows

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There is an ancient tribe living on the banks of the Amazon who worship dental floss and the potato

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If dust bunnies are left under the bed long enough they achieve a sentient state and start to organise protests against vacuum cleaners.

(actually i wrote a story about that once!)

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Handbags release endorphins

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Relational data bases are feared in many civilised countries

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The earths crust covers a very nice steak and ale pie