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    #31
    ...because is doesn't need to be.

    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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      #32
      Heston Blumenthal started his training at McDonalds
      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

      Norrahe's blog

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        #33
        Originally posted by cojak View Post
        ...because is doesn't need to be.

        Ho ho ho.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #34
          At the Grateful Deads' last live concert at least two of the band were actually dead.
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            #35
            Prince hates the colour purple.
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #36
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              My socks are ALWAYS matching pairs.
              So are mine!

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                #37
                If you registered in the southern hemisphere as mentally retarded, you only have to take a 2hr rugby refereeing course to referee in the Heineken Cup, 6 nations or Lions tours.

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                  #38
                  Contrary to popular belief, CM is a girl.
                  If you have to add a , it isn't funny. HTH. LOL.

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                    #39
                    And The Wikir Man isn't a sockie.
                    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                      #40
                      In other news, bears use toilets, and the Pope is a reformed Presbyterian.

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