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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Oh good Lord - that's one of the few perks of being a permie.Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostThanks Nick. Question is, should I have another day off sick tomorrow? I'm a permie, so at least I'm not losing any money.
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Beating yourself into unconsiousness with a wooden mallet is not a viable long-term solutionOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostDo what I told you before - it does really work - you mustn't be doing it properly
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Crikey... just pretend you are hugging yourself - really tight... it does workOriginally posted by Bear View PostCan you show me
Originally posted by NickFitz View PostBeating yourself into unconsiousness with a wooden mallet is not a viable long-term solution
no but beating you will make me feel better
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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And indeed vice versaOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostCrikey... just pretend you are hugging yourself - really tight... it does work
no but beating you will make me feel better

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<slaps head>Originally posted by cailin maith View PostCrikey... just pretend you are hugging yourself - really tight... it does work
I know how to do it ....I wanted you to do it to me
Get it
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostHave you seen AtW got his custom godlike title?

C'mon, AtW, join in the drivel
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Right folks
I'm off - enjoy yourselves
See you tomorrowSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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