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    #id
    Viagra is blue. I wonder if the side effects of blue colouring include a stiffening sensation?

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      #id
      Originally posted by zeitghost
      When I had chicken pox, the blisters on the inside of my eyelids made me wish that they would...
      I didn't have that - thankfully - but did get them inside my nose.

      My wife's sister got them in her mouth.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        #id
        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post

        It seems you can believe what you want, really.
        Can I believe that I'm fine and it doesn't really really hurt when I cough
        Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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          #id
          Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
          Can giant alien lizards catch it?
          If an infected person isn't piping hot when served, then yes.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            #id
            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            I didn't have that - thankfully - but did get them inside my nose.

            My wife's sister got them in her mouth.
            Ok - enough of the Chicken Pox stories

            fingers crossed he doesn't get it
            Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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              #id
              Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
              No. Been in bed all day. Thanks for asking.


              Get Well Soon, Moose




              manly -> <- manly

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                #id
                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post


                Get Well Soon, Moose




                manly -> <- manly
                Thanks Nick. Question is, should I have another day off sick tomorrow? I'm a permie, so at least I'm not losing any money.

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
                  Thanks Nick. Question is, should I have another day off sick tomorrow? I'm a permie, so at least I'm not losing any money.
                  If you are a permie then yes. The last thing we contractors want is to be infected by permie flu.

                  Get well soon.

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by Bear View Post
                    Can I believe that I'm fine and it doesn't really really hurt when I cough
                    Do what I told you before - it does really work - you mustn't be doing it properly
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      Do what I told you before - it does really work - you mustn't be doing it properly
                      Can you show me
                      Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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