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Originally posted by zeitghostWhen I had chicken pox, the blisters on the inside of my eyelids made me wish that they would...
My wife's sister got them in her mouth.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
It seems you can believe what you want, really.Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostCan giant alien lizards catch it?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI didn't have that - thankfully - but did get them inside my nose.
My wife's sister got them in her mouth.
fingers crossed he doesn't get itSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostNo. Been in bed all day. Thanks for asking.
Get Well Soon, Moose
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Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
Get Well Soon, Moose
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Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostThanks Nick. Question is, should I have another day off sick tomorrow? I'm a permie, so at least I'm not losing any money.
Get well soon.Comment
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Originally posted by Bear View PostCan I believe that I'm fine and it doesn't really really hurt when I coughBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostDo what I told you before - it does really work - you mustn't be doing it properlySi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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