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 I didn't have that - thankfully - but did get them inside my nose.Originally posted by zeitghostWhen I had chicken pox, the blisters on the inside of my eyelids made me wish that they would... 
 
 My wife's sister got them in her mouth.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
 
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 Can I believe that I'm fine and it doesn't really really hurt when I coughOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
 It seems you can believe what you want, really.Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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 If an infected person isn't piping hot when served, then yes.Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostCan giant alien lizards catch it?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
 
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 Ok - enough of the Chicken Pox storiesOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI didn't have that - thankfully - but did get them inside my nose.
 
 My wife's sister got them in her mouth.
 
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 Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostNo. Been in bed all day. Thanks for asking. 
 
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 Thanks Nick. Question is, should I have another day off sick tomorrow? I'm a permie, so at least I'm not losing any money.Originally posted by NickFitz View Post 
 
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 If you are a permie then yes. The last thing we contractors want is to be infected by permie flu.Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostThanks Nick. Question is, should I have another day off sick tomorrow? I'm a permie, so at least I'm not losing any money.
 
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 Do what I told you before - it does really work - you mustn't be doing it properlyOriginally posted by Bear View PostCan I believe that I'm fine and it doesn't really really hurt when I cough Bazza gets caught Bazza gets caught
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 Can you show meOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostDo what I told you before - it does really work - you mustn't be doing it properly  Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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