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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    This is an actual chart presented during a meeting this morning
    Pie chart labelled "Red, Amber, Green": red is blue, Amber is red, and Green is amber.

    Plainly the version intended for Bozo The Clown, The Fat Owl of the Remove*.

    *Other Tory thickos are available.
    Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; 3 May 2022, 12:41.
    When the fun stops, STOP.

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      Originally posted by ladymuck View Post


      Now go to the Suez Canal and get stuck

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        Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post

        Plainly the version intended for Bozo The Clown, The Fat Owl of the Remove*.

        *Other Tory thickos are available.
        I gather that certain reports from one of our systems are to be sent to the PM as they allegedly contain good news. I don't suppose he'll bother reading them; it's not as if he does any other part of his job

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          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

          I gather that certain reports from one of our systems are to be sent to the PM as they allegedly contain good news. I don't suppose he'll bother reading them; it's not as if he does any other part of his job
          Quite.

          Compared with ordering gold wallpaper, the rest of it pales into insignificance.

          Doomed etc.
          When the fun stops, STOP.

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            Walk briskly walked, green ring closed

            And I neglected to mention that lunch was herby chicken and barley soup with multiseed bread

            Not sure what to have for tea

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              Tea turned out to be M&S breaded chunky cod fillet with chips and beans

              That's the last of those (the fish, not the chips or beans) so I'll have to restock

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                Omelettes for dinner, and almost a dry night apart from a leftover slice of Bacardi Rum Cake from the weekend.
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  Oh yeah, TFBSZ
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    The car earlier was a 1972 Mustang Mach 1. Then the usual gold stuff, and the antiques bloke was largely ignored.

                    The main viewing of the evening was an episode of Secrets of the Museum featuring a very old teddy bear, and Manuel's costume from Fawlty Towers. It was impressive how they managed to wash it by hand to a pristine whiteness while somehow retaining a tiny splatter of decades-old soup

                    And then some more experimentation with The Book of Shaders

                    Goodnight all

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                      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

                      I gather that certain reports from one of our systems are to be sent to the PM as they allegedly contain good news. I don't suppose he'll bother reading them; it's not as if he does any other part of his job
                      Maybe the useless twat might read it if it was written in ancient greek or latin?

                      Just a thought. .
                      When the fun stops, STOP.

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