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[BrilloPad]

Amazon just told me it's black Friday.

The only thing I want is batteries.

I once bought a pack of batteries. It had a notice on the packet. "Batteries not included".

I bet you are all so pleased I have turned up with my "jokes" again....

[SueEllen]

Just hearing a tube driver talk about a lady who jumped in front of him, he looked at her at the last moment, their eyes met and she smiled before the train hit her.

Not surprisingly he has mental health problems

Oh he's one of the guys who writes the weird messages on those boards at tube stations.

[SueEllen]

Is that for your "special torch" you keep in the bedside cabinet?

Nope for my remote controls in the living room.

[ladymuck]

So how is HWMBO?

He's very well, thanking you kindly for asking. He's here, filling my freezer.

How's SWMBO?

[ladymuck]

FFS.

Security architect is saying that when he reviewed the system requirements he never looked at the acceptance criteria so now won't sign them off even though I've been through this many, many times with him.

[eek]

FFS.

Security architect is saying that when he reviewed the system requirements he never looked at the acceptance criteria so now won't sign them off even though I've been through this many, many times with him.

Isn't looking at the acceptance criteria part of the review?

[ladymuck]

Isn't looking at the acceptance criteria part of the review?

You'd think so. Apparently "reviewing the requirements" means "only look at the column headed requirements".

[WTFH]

Big walk duly completed. 9km, 10,500 steps. Went to one of my old locals, now permanently closed, just to see it.

[NickFitz]

Morning denizens

Pretty clear and sunny out, but only 4°C heading for 7°, with frost on the roofs out the back that are still in shade

The weather app says it's foggy, but although there did seem to be a bit of a haziness low down last night, that seems to have long since dissipated here in the city; maybe the country is different

[NickFitz]

Its what I look for in a wife.

Morning Scourer!