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Entertainment (continued): The Bad Skin Clinic:
A lady from NI with keloids as a result of some hideous autoimmune disease bullus pemphigoid.
The keloids are extensive.
Surgery under GA followed by radiotherapy.
Next: a chap with ?lipoma? on his back under a tat of a ram's head.
The doctor wants to leave it.
coz it makes the tat look good.
"This isn't going to hurt".
Yeah. right.
And gone it is.
Now a lady of colour with lumps: steatocystoma multiplex.
Ah. It's that "No, Mr Bond I expect you to die" treatment.
Cue the laser.
<= with 
Laser makes a tiny hole & the gunk gets squeezed out.
Very satisfying.
Now the poor lady wit the keloids.
Jeeeeeesus.
The chunks removed are large.
And she's woken up after the GA which is always a plus.
Now a chap with a red mark on his forehead.
It's biopsy time!
Punch biopsy.
Tumid lupus erythematosus.
Steroid cream & anti inflamatory.
And suncream.
The black lady is back to have her front done.
The lady with the keloids is back after the radiotherapy.
Looking like a good result, her pain is relieved & she can walk more easily.Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; 13 October 2020, 21:59.When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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Ribs and chips for tea
Accompanied by a bit more of the intensive care programme from Wales. A homeless chap who lived in a tent by Sainsbury's in Newport has just died
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Sounds about right - at the moment, Jupiter is further west than Saturn but quite close to it, Mars is over to the eastOriginally posted by ladymuck View PostSitting out having a lovely glass of wine with a view across the Douro river. On such a clear night I can see Mars to the left of me and Jupiter to the right

My sky map app says Saturn, Pluto and Jupiter all pretty close but I'm going with the bigger one
Pluto you probably won't be able to see in city light.Comment
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Or without a really really big feck off telescope.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostSounds about right - at the moment, Jupiter is further west than Saturn but quite close to it, Mars is over to the east
Pluto you probably won't be able to see in city light.
When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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Very probably - I couldn't remember if it's ever visible to the naked eye, but I thought it might not beOriginally posted by DoctorStrangelove View PostOr without a really really big feck off telescope.
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Amazon Locker popped to, green ring closed along with the red and blue ones which were closed earlier
Knee still isn't wholly content, but it's mithering a lot less than it was this time yesterday
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Dunno wtf this "My pregnant husband" prog is all about but it seems remarkably odd to me.
I really do think I'm getting too old for this stuff.
Then there's the one about remarkably plumb brides.
I think I'll give those progs a miss.
Now: the curious life & death of Pablo Escobar.Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; 13 October 2020, 22:04.When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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